Monday, December 13, 2004


With all due apologies to SNL......

There are many folks in San Mateo with a single Christmas wish
For one special thing that can't be substituted
Don't want to get electric trains, get toys or get pet fish
All they really want is Scott to be executed

So let's kill Scott Peterson for Christmas
Let's hang him from atop the Christmas tree
Let's give to him the only gift that money can't buy
Put poison in his egg nog,
let him drink it, watch him die

Let's throw another yule log on the fire
And let's throw the media and courthouse groupies on there too,
With a ribbon so gay and a card that will say
"Dear Scott, Merry Christmas to you"

In the meadow, we can build a snowman
One with Scott Peterson packed inside
We'll say "Are you dead yet?" He'll say "No, man"
But we'll wait out the frostbite till he dies

They have just one Christmas wish in San Mateo
And they've already asked it
So please make Larry King's Christmas
And put Scott in a casket

So let's toll the silver bells for him
While he can still hear what they say
Ding dong ding dong
You're dead, so long
We can thrill San Mateo
If we kill Scott Peterson on this Christmas Day

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